Oh sweet Kraftwerk skateboard why do I covet thee so? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that today feels like spring and I just wanna get out and roll around at high speed dodging taxis and people and potholes (and preferably holding gf's hand while doing it)... Maybe it's because of the sheer humor of Kraftwerk, easily the least X-Games people I can think of putting out a skateboard along w/ their myriad mousepads and tshirts. Maybe it's just because they're the only people so self-absorbed and anonymous, yet famous and revered that they could get away with putting up an ecommerce site as stripped down and mystifying as that.

Customer service contact information? Nein!

Product description (is this skateboard actually as flat and square as it looks?! It must weigh a ton. oh and do I actually get trucks and wheels w/ that?). Nooo hooo....

Shipping Information? What you need to know when it might get there? How gauche.

I love those fucking whackjobs.
posted by Robotpolisher 1:51 PM ::